Category Archives: EMS Humor
The TMJ Phenomenom
If you have ever had the privilege to do EMS on a Sunday, I am positive you have heard of the TMJ Phenomenom. Between the hours of 730-1130am on a Sunday there can be an increased volume of Fainted/unconscious elder patients which seems to occur at … Continue reading
How Not To Open A Can of Soup!
“Medic three respond with med 1 for a report of a seven-year old stabbed to the hand, reported to be accidental” the female dispatcher transmits. Arriving on scene, it was your typical city address, a house divided into small apartments … Continue reading
Bass Beat Ambulance Responce?
This week Foxnews.com shared a story from the Denver Post, reporting about Denver Health Ambulance’s installing an added feature from your standard ambulance equipment. To which is noted below. A dozen ambulances in Denver reportedly have been equipped with ground-shaking … Continue reading
Heathcliff “Cliff” Huxtable
The resemblance was not lost on me while standing on the sidewalk at 2am. With three officers standing on the porch and three from fires med team on the stairs I can only catch glimpses of the male sitting on … Continue reading
Basic Humor: Over Complicating It
Paramedic #1: I’ll call it wandering atrial pacemaker with variable conduction and a bundle branch block. EMS Command: Nah it’s a Mobitz type II below the AV junction with occasional PAC’s encased in a left ventricle that’s OBVIOUSLY hypterophied. ED … Continue reading
